Irish Folklore Gifts

'So much for the luck of the Irish!'

"I never knew leprechauns made good accountants."

"The real treasure in life is being present."

Leonard the Libertarian Leprechaun and his Pot of Bitcoins.

"Sorry lad, but this the beginning of rainbow, not the end."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Vlad the Inhaler

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

A vampire in a canoe.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

A sure sign of rain

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror