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'Gee, Patrick, Ireland must be a dank dreary place without serpents,'

St. Patrick's Day trivia

'Banished? Well this is the first I've heard!'

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

A vampire in a canoe.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"Which one is yours?"

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

Mephistopheles

A were-cow.

Folk o' the Wee

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

Hansel meets his biological mother.

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

William Tell Overture

Loch Ness Monster

Leeches, lucky charms, rat catching. The secretary of health is in.

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

Dutch boy fills pool with water from dike.

'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'

"I want to thank all the little people."

William Tell meets Carmen Miranda.

"Just saying, Father. . . couldn't I get my vaccine jab just like all the other kids?"

"No, let down your hair!"

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...