Lovers Of Irish Folklore Gifts

"That's odd. I thought there was supposed to be a crock of gold at the end of a rainbow? This is a kettle of fish."

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

James Joyce

'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

"I want to thank all the little people."

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

Snakes Return To Ireland

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'Sorry. lad, but me pot o' gold is at the other end of the rainbow!'

'Okay... if you're a leprechaun then let's see you Riverdance.'

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

"When Irish eyes are smiling...sure...they steal your heart away."

"So that's Ireland."

'It's not easy being green.'

"If leprechauns are so damn lucky, why are we living in the woods under toadstools?"

Saint Patrick sending snakes out of Ireland.

'All that smoking has stunted your growth.'

'Uh-oh, they must be looking for St. Patrick.'

"Who are you calling abominable...?"

Leprechaun finds EU bail out at the end of a rainbow.

Garden Variety Irish

'Kiss me -- I'm an Irish frog!'

Begging Leprechaun, out of luck.

"His DNA analysis results came back. Turns out he's not even Irish."

'Me name's Murphy, I'm Oirish and no cracks about couch potato.'

"Next round's on me, boyos!"

'If you fella's are going to sit there nursing one pint all night, you'd better clear off!'

'Banished? Well this is the first I've heard!'

'Robert Johannes Van Helsing, we have reason to believe you are in wilful breach of the 1882 Transylvanian Endangered Species Act.'

Young Robin Hood at Scout Camp

'I'd give you me pot o' gold but I forgot me PIN number!'

"The real treasure in life is being present."