Irish Folklore Aficionado Gifts

'I've got a bunch of followers. I can't vouch for their quality.'

"Sorry lad, but this the beginning of rainbow, not the end."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

A vampire in a canoe.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"Which one is yours?"

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

Mephistopheles

A were-cow.

Robin Hoods' Band. Member Auditions Today. Happy, Sleepy, Grumpy, Sneezy and Dopey are all fine qualities. But I'm leaning more towards "Merry".

Folk o' the Wee

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

Hansel meets his biological mother.

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

Leeches, lucky charms, rat catching. The secretary of health is in.

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

William Tell Overture

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

Loch Ness Monster

'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'

Dutch boy fills pool with water from dike.

"I want to thank all the little people."

William Tell meets Carmen Miranda.

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

"No, let down your hair!"