Irish Folklore Aficionado Pillows

'I've got a bunch of followers. I can't vouch for their quality.'

"Sorry lad, but this the beginning of rainbow, not the end."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

A vampire in a canoe.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"Which one is yours?"

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

A were-cow.

Mephistopheles

Folk o' the Wee

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

Leeches, lucky charms, rat catching. The secretary of health is in.

Loch Ness Monster

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

William Tell Overture

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

Hansel meets his biological mother.

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'

Dutch boy fills pool with water from dike.

"I want to thank all the little people."

Jekyll and Heidi.

"This is the worst gum disease I've ever seen...I'd suggest you eat more vegetarians."

About to take a triumphant departure from Ireland, Saint Patrick set his sights on world domination. That is, before his focus was diverted by a small harmless looking beverage.

"Just saying, Father. . . couldn't I get my vaccine jab just like all the other kids?"

William Tell meets Carmen Miranda.