Lover Of Irish Folklore Pillows

Begging Leprechaun, out of luck.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

James Joyce.

James Joyce

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'

"I want to thank all the little people."

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

Snakes Return To Ireland

About to take a triumphant departure from Ireland, Saint Patrick set his sights on world domination. That is, before his focus was diverted by a small harmless looking beverage.

'Sorry. lad, but me pot o' gold is at the other end of the rainbow!'

'Okay... if you're a leprechaun then let's see you Riverdance.'

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

'Look! They're little green men too.'

"So that's Ireland."

'All that smoking has stunted your growth.'

"If leprechauns are so damn lucky, why are we living in the woods under toadstools?"

St. Patrick's Day

Saint Patrick sending snakes out of Ireland.

Leprechaun finds EU bail out at the end of a rainbow.

"Simply swipe your card, enter the pin, and a pot of gold will be deposited into your account within two working days."

'If you fella's are going to sit there nursing one pint all night, you'd better clear off!'

Shamrock refers to young springs of clover or trefoil, the sacred plant to the druids of Ireland...

"Next round's on me, boyos!"

Happy St Patrick's Day!