Irish Folklore Aficionados Pillows

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

Giant Headless Horseman

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

"I want to thank all the little people."

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

'Sorry. lad, but me pot o' gold is at the other end of the rainbow!'

'Okay... if you're a leprechaun then let's see you Riverdance.'

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

"When Irish eyes are smiling...sure...they steal your heart away."

Dick rode through the night, the job offer to become a Pension Investment Opportunities Advisor was just too good to miss.

Moonbillies.

"I love my new hood! All i need now is a bow and opposable thumbs!"

Rip Van Winkle slept, slept and slept here.

'It's not easy being green.'

Leprechaun Love

Saint Patrick sending snakes out of Ireland.

Paul Bunyon, Castaway

Leprechaun finds EU bail out at the end of a rainbow.

"Who are you calling abominable...?"

'Babies Unlimited, free delivery.'

"If leprechauns are so damn lucky, why are we living in the woods under toadstools?"

"You should get that looked at, laddie."

Another year older and you look as young as ever! Alcohol is a great preservative!

'Banished? Well this is the first I've heard!'