Irish Folklore Pillows

"It's been adjusted for inflation."

'So much for the luck of the Irish!'

"I never knew leprechauns made good accountants."

"The real treasure in life is being present."

Leonard the Libertarian Leprechaun and his Pot of Bitcoins.

"His DNA analysis results came back. Turns out he's not even Irish."

"Sorry lad, but this the beginning of rainbow, not the end."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Vlad the Inhaler

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

A vampire in a canoe.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

A sure sign of rain

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

"Bigfoot"

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.