Irish Myths Pillows

"Sorry lad, but I invested all me pot of gold in bitcoin!"

"The pot at the end of the rainbow."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

James Joyce.

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

Saint Patrick

O'Malley's Pub. Special: Cloned Beef and Cabbage. Is nothing sacred anymore?

Ginger God

W. B. Yeats

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

"I want to thank all the little people."

"Happy St. Patrick's Day"

Lox Ness Monster

Oliver Goldsmith.

"While well known for ridding Ireland of snakes, St Patrick received little credit for his earlier wildlife banishings."

"Well, technically, he's supposed to draw the sword from the stone....but I'm not going to argue the point."

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

'Sorry. lad, but me pot o' gold is at the other end of the rainbow!'

'Okay... if you're a leprechaun then let's see you Riverdance.'

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

Ceilidh Minogue.

'Look! They're little green men too.'