Irish Myths Pillows

"Sorry lad, but I invested all me pot of gold in bitcoin!"

"The pot at the end of the rainbow."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

James Joyce.

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

Saint Patrick

Ginger God

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

"I want to thank all the little people."

"While well known for ridding Ireland of snakes, St Patrick received little credit for his earlier wildlife banishings."

Oliver Goldsmith.

"Well, technically, he's supposed to draw the sword from the stone....but I'm not going to argue the point."

Lox Ness Monster

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

"Happy St. Patrick's Day"

'Sorry. lad, but me pot o' gold is at the other end of the rainbow!'

'Okay... if you're a leprechaun then let's see you Riverdance.'

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

Ceilidh Minogue.

'Look! They're little green men too.'

Seamus Heaney.