Irish Folklore Fan Pillows

'Sorry. lad, but me pot o' gold is at the other end of the rainbow!'

'Okay... if you're a leprechaun then let's see you Riverdance.'

'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'

'OK... you can tell the Irish Prime Minister we've solved his debt crisis.'

"I want to thank all the little people."

"I think Lisa finally mastered the Irish Goodnye."

'If you fella's are going to sit there nursing one pint all night, you'd better clear off!'

Saint Patrick sending snakes out of Ireland.

"With a name like Barney Stone, I do real well with the ladies on Valentine's day."

"Well, it seems that St. Patrick didn't drive all the snakes out of Ireland."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Vlad the Inhaler

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Balding gnomes

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

Edna spots the ever elusive Loch Ness Monster.