British Folklore Fan Pillows

Dick rode through the night, the job offer to become a Pension Investment Opportunities Advisor was just too good to miss.

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Vlad the Inhaler

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

Edna spots the ever elusive Loch Ness Monster.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Location, location, location!

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

Balding gnomes