Gothic Folklore Fan Pillows

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Vlad the Inhaler

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Trilby - Finis

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

Edna spots the ever elusive Loch Ness Monster.

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

Balding gnomes

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."