Gothic Lore Fan Pillows

'''You forgot our wedding anniversary again. So I replaced you crucifix with a fly swat. Hahaha! Yours, Mrs Van Helsing.' What the...''

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

Trilby - Finis

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

The bridge of arts.

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

"Relax - he's just here for the romance."

'You complete me.'

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

Vampire Umbrella

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

The Pride of Frankenstein

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

Drunk Vampire

"Have you tried turning him off and on again?"

Trilby - The flexible flageolet

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

"You lab assistants are all alike, you're only interested in a woman for one thing...her brain!"

'My doctor's put me on a strict diet. From now on I have to ask my victims how high their cholesterol is.'

Vampire practical jokes.

Trilby - 'Les glougloux du vin a quat' sous...'

Paranoid Woodcutter Suspicious of Trees

"What an IDIOT!! He's got the wrong type of 'steak'..! But I'll play along for the moment..."

"You're still in bed?"

Dr Catenstein and his Creature