Gothic Lore Fan Pillows

Bram Stoker

'''You forgot our wedding anniversary again. So I replaced you crucifix with a fly swat. Hahaha! Yours, Mrs Van Helsing.' What the...''

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

Trilby - Finis

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

The bridge of arts.

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

"Relax - he's just here for the romance."

'You complete me.'

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

The Pride of Frankenstein

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

Drunk Vampire

Vampire Umbrella

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

"Have you tried turning him off and on again?"

Transylvania Lecture Hall. Tonight Count Dracula will speak about lessons he learned looking back over a long life. I thought vampires didn't reflect.

"You lab assistants are all alike, you're only interested in a woman for one thing...her brain!"

"You came from Europe, didn't you? I'll bet this is metric."

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

Trilby - The flexible flageolet

'My doctor's put me on a strict diet. From now on I have to ask my victims how high their cholesterol is.'

Vampire practical jokes.

Igor leaves an I.O.U. after stealing a brain.

"What an IDIOT!! He's got the wrong type of 'steak'..! But I'll play along for the moment..."

"You're still in bed?"

"Ooh! Bummer!"