Gothic Lore Lovers Pillows

"She definitely has your neck bolts."

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Giant Monster in Bath

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

Rejection leaves a terrible scar....

Trilby - 'Au clair de la lune'.

The Raven - The Study at Night

Poems to Spookify

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

Pass the SPF 20,000

Vampire afternoon tea.

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'

"He goes to the bathroom a lot. Where did you get the kidneys?"

Wolfman riding in the Car

A Hellish Thing (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

'He just loves the hokey-pokey, doesn't he?'

'Her first telekinesis!'

Trilby - 'May heaven go with her!'

Trilby - 'Wistful and sweet.'

Trilby - 'I believe you, my boy!'

'It's ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE! And smells delicious!'

Trilby - 'I will not! I will not!'

'You've become a right pain in the neck.'

The ghost's walk

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'

Trilby - 'Voila l'espayce de hom ker jer swee!'

'You'd forget your head if it wasn't screwed on.'

"Yes, there is a pre-existing condition. I was once dead."

'...He's an out of control freak.'