Gothic Lore Lover Pillows

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

"Damn! - They've just raised my retirement age to 1,250...!"

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

"You never know what will catch on!"

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

The Goblin and the Sexton

Janet Leigh caricature

Trilby - 'Au clair de la lune'.

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."

Trilby - 'Confession

Poems to Spookify

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

Trilby - 'For Gecko'.

"He goes to the bathroom a lot. Where did you get the kidneys?"

A Hellish Thing (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

Trilby - 'May heaven go with her!'

The ghost's walk

"Yes, there is a pre-existing condition. I was once dead."

'You'd forget your head if it wasn't screwed on.'

Vampire sprinkles blood bath in bath water

Mermaids

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'

'You've become a right pain in the neck.'

'He just loves the hokey-pokey, doesn't he?'

Trilby - 'I believe you, my boy!'

'It's ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE! And smells delicious!'