Gothic Folklore Aficionado Pillows

"It's not the flu. I got a very bad case of tired blood."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Out To Lurch

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

A vampire in a canoe.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

The Raven in Flight

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

"Which one is yours?"

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

Mephistopheles

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

Cosmetic Stone Mason.