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"It's not the flu. I got a very bad case of tired blood."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Out To Lurch

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

A vampire in a canoe.

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"Which one is yours?"

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

The Raven in Flight

Bram Stoker

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.