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'You were right, doc. Blood is thicker than water.'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Vlad the Inhaler

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Bigfoot"

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

Trilby - Finis

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

Bram Stoker

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

Balding gnomes

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Edna spots the ever elusive Loch Ness Monster.

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."