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"Master Vlad, we must not forget wearing our bib when we go out playing at night."

"Look, I'm terribly sorry to interrupt, but. . ."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"Here we are."

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

Giant Monster in Bath

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

The Raven in Flight

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

Beware of the Cat.

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Transylvanian Snails.

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

Vampire Umbrella

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

"I won't be long, I'm just delivering some bad news."

Drunk Vampire

Get Your Shot

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

"Never think outside the box!"

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

"It was our grandmother's wedding dress—we had her exhumed so you could wear it."

Vampire afternoon tea.

Edgar Allan Poe

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"