Scottish Folklore Fan Pillows

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"You should get that looked at, laddie."

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

'Thank-you God.'

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Vlad the Inhaler

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

'Och lye the news'

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

Edna spots the ever elusive Loch Ness Monster.

"I'm getting too old for this..."

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Balding gnomes

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

Scot holding a heart.

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'