Scottish Folklore Enthusiasts Pillows

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'Och lye the news'

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

Caber

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

Scot holding a heart.

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

Scot country dancing,

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

'Another Scotch?'

Giant Headless Horseman

'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

"I want to thank all the little people."

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

Lox Ness Monster

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

'Sorry. lad, but me pot o' gold is at the other end of the rainbow!'

'Okay... if you're a leprechaun then let's see you Riverdance.'

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Theatrical awards - "And the award for 'Best Support' goes to Jock Strap."

Dick rode through the night, the job offer to become a Pension Investment Opportunities Advisor was just too good to miss.

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

"I love my new hood! All i need now is a bow and opposable thumbs!"

People Holidaying in the Highlands