Scottish Folklore Enthusiasts Gifts

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'Och lye the news'

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

Scot holding a heart.

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

Caber

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

'Another Scotch?'

Giant Headless Horseman

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

Scot country dancing,

'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

"I want to thank all the little people."

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

Lox Ness Monster

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

'Sorry. lad, but me pot o' gold is at the other end of the rainbow!'

'Okay... if you're a leprechaun then let's see you Riverdance.'

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Theatrical awards - "And the award for 'Best Support' goes to Jock Strap."

Dick rode through the night, the job offer to become a Pension Investment Opportunities Advisor was just too good to miss.

"When Irish eyes are smiling...sure...they steal your heart away."

"I love my new hood! All i need now is a bow and opposable thumbs!"

People Holidaying in the Highlands