Scottish Tradition Enthusiast Gifts

"I like wearing dresses, carrying a big bag, and braiding my hair. Does that make me a transgender?"

The Caber Toss

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Scottish party

'Och lye the news'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Caber

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

Scot holding a heart.

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

Loch Ness Monster

'Another Scotch?'

Scot country dancing,

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Scottish Love

Paisley isn't either the new plaid!

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

Lox Ness Monster

Monarch of the Glenmorangie

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

Theatrical awards - "And the award for 'Best Support' goes to Jock Strap."

"You should get that looked at, laddie."

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

"It's not the tossing, it's the catching of the caber that separates the men from the boys."

"What's that Scottish word for when its cold, dark and raining?"