Scottish Tradition Enthusiast Mugs

The Caber Toss

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Scottish party

'Och lye the news'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Scot holding a heart.

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

Caber

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

'Another Scotch?'

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

Scot country dancing,

Loch Ness Monster

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

Lox Ness Monster

Scottish Love

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

Monarch of the Glenmorangie

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

Theatrical awards - "And the award for 'Best Support' goes to Jock Strap."

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

"You should get that looked at, laddie."

"It's not the tossing, it's the catching of the caber that separates the men from the boys."

"What's that Scottish word for when its cold, dark and raining?"

Scot's beer.