Scottish Tradition Aficionado Gifts

"For you, $3.50."

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Scottish party

'Och lye the news'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Scot holding a heart.

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

Loch Ness Monster

Scot country dancing,

Welcome to Scotland...

'Another Scotch?'

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

Robert Burns

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

Scottish Love

Lox Ness Monster

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

Paisley isn't either the new plaid!

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

Monarch of the Glenmorangie

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Theatrical awards - "And the award for 'Best Support' goes to Jock Strap."

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

"You should get that looked at, laddie."

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

William Wallace over-applies the talcum powder before battle.

William Wallace.