Scottish Culture Aficionado Gifts

As a Haggis has one leg longer than the other, it was often thought the best way to catch one was to chase it around a hillside. Then have an accomplice chase it the other way. Thus making the Haggis topple over!

Man in kilt puzzled by signs on restrooms.

'Och, 'tis the castle of the clan Macadam.'

A Question of Taste.

Theatrical awards - "And the award for 'Best Support' goes to Jock Strap."

Horse and Carriage Remembers Lost Passenger.

The Height of Bliss.

"I am not aggressive"

Early Bagpipes Prototype.

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

"We're thrilled that young Jock has finally taken up with a wee lassie."

Scottish Birthday Cake

"You must be from Scotland..."

'Thank-you God.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

Scottish party

'Och lye the news'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Scot holding a heart.

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

Caber

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

Loch Ness Monster

Scot country dancing,

Welcome to Scotland...

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

Robert Burns

'Another Scotch?'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.