Scottish Culture Buffs Gifts

Loch Ness.

'You're lucky-you've the knees for it.'

'Do you believe in the Minister for Scottish Tourism?'

Scottish Baby

'Thank-you God.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Scottish party

'Och lye the news'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

Caber

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

Scot holding a heart.

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

Loch Ness Monster

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Robert Burns

'Another Scotch?'

Scot country dancing,

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

William Wallace and Gromit

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

Scottish Love

Monarch of the Glenmorangie

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

'Excuse me, what do you wear under your kilt?' - 'Shoes and socks.'