Scottish Culture Buffs Pillows

Loch Ness.

'You're lucky-you've the knees for it.'

'Do you believe in the Minister for Scottish Tourism?'

Scottish Baby

'Thank-you God.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Scottish party

'Och lye the news'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Caber

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

Scot holding a heart.

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

Where Scottish milk comes from.

'Another Scotch?'

Robert Burns

Loch Ness Monster

Scot country dancing,

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

Scottish Love

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

Monarch of the Glenmorangie

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

'Excuse me, what do you wear under your kilt?' - 'Shoes and socks.'