Scottish Culture Enthusiast Pillows

"What's that Scottish word for when its cold, dark and raining?"

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Early Scottish torture techniques, No 17, 'Burning the Campbell at Both Ends.'

"We'll drop the disturbing the peace charge if he pleads no contest to indecent exposure."

'Och lye the news'

Early bagpipes prototype show Scottish man playing a wailing cat.

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

Scot country dancing,

Scot holding a heart.

Rob Roy

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

Yuletide tossing the caber.

Somewhere in Scotland, this very day...'Are yoo lookin' a me?'

'Change! We need change!' 'Dinna give him any, Angus.'

Piper

Haggis Bowl

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

BUREAU OF MISSING McPHERSONS

'A wee bowl of porridge can set you up for the day!'

"How's it going with the automatic bagpipe?"

'Another Scotch?'

"Great! Can I take part?"

Vita Fumus.

Calling Over The Roll of Fame.

And the rest is history.

'Thank-you God.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Scottish party

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

Caber