Scottish Culture Fanatic Pillows

"Ah, Mctavish! You'll be heading up our Scottish division."

'Thank-you God.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Scottish party

'Och lye the news'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Scot holding a heart.

Caber

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

Loch Ness Monster

Welcome to Scotland...

Scot country dancing,

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Robert Burns

'Another Scotch?'

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

Scottish Love

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

Monarch of the Glenmorangie

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

'Excuse me, what do you wear under your kilt?' - 'Shoes and socks.'

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

Theatrical awards - "And the award for 'Best Support' goes to Jock Strap."