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'No man is an island.' 'Try telling Ben Becula that.'

'Thank-you God.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Scottish party

'Och lye the news'

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Scot holding a heart.

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

Caber

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

Welcome to Scotland...

Loch Ness Monster

Scot country dancing,

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Robert Burns

'Another Scotch?'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

Scottish Love

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

Monarch of the Glenmorangie

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

'Excuse me, what do you wear under your kilt?' - 'Shoes and socks.'

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

Theatrical awards - "And the award for 'Best Support' goes to Jock Strap."

Happy Valentine's Day!

"You should get that looked at, laddie."

"You take the high road and I'll take the low road..."