Scottish Culture Lovers Pillows

'Braveheart is one of your ancestors? And why the heck don't you look like Mel Gibson??'

"The wild dogs are closing in: time to play and tune and scare them off Angus..."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Thank-you God.'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'What clan do you belong to?'

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Scottish party

'Och lye the news'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Bagpipes in the bath.

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

Scot holding a heart.

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

Caber

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

Robert Burns

Scot country dancing,

Where Scottish milk comes from.

'Another Scotch?'

Stable boys and Scottsman

Loch Ness Monster

William Wallace and Gromit

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Scottish Love

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

What's with the big gang of Scottish troubadors? Bards of the heather flock together!