Lover Of Scottish Culture Pillows

May I introduce Mr Macaw?

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Thank-you God.'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'What clan do you belong to?'

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Scottish party

'Och lye the news'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Bagpipes in the bath.

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Latest Aye Phone

Scot holding a heart.

Caber

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Stable boys and Scottsman

Scot country dancing,

Robert Burns

'Another Scotch?'

William Wallace and Gromit

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Scottish Love

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

What's with the big gang of Scottish troubadors? Bards of the heather flock together!