Scottish Culture Admirer Gifts

Robert the Bruce actually hated spiders.

"So where were you during the tourist season?"

Ken Stott

Rose Leslie

Robert Burns

Action Jock

'Oh, please Your Highness! Not the Glasgow Empire!!'

Young Jock told us he's bringing home a wee lassie.

'Loch Ness what? I thought you said Lock Ness mobster.'

'Yes - but I also remember the Act of Union, when Scotland joined with England and had its fortunes transformed...'

"Loch Down?"

'Thank-you God.'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'What clan do you belong to?'

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Scottish party

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

'Och lye the news'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Scientist seen on loch.

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

Scot holding a heart.

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

Caber

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

Loch Ness Monster

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Scot country dancing,

'Another Scotch?'

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

William Wallace and Gromit