Scottish Tradition Aficionado Pillows

"For you, $3.50."

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Scottish party

'Och lye the news'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Scot holding a heart.

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

Loch Ness Monster

Scot country dancing,

Robert Burns

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

'Another Scotch?'

Welcome to Scotland...

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Scottish Love

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

Lox Ness Monster

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

Monarch of the Glenmorangie

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

Theatrical awards - "And the award for 'Best Support' goes to Jock Strap."

'Yes - but I also remember the Act of Union, when Scotland joined with England and had its fortunes transformed...'

'What exactly is 'Haggis'?'

"You should get that looked at, laddie."

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

William Wallace over-applies the talcum powder before battle.