Scottish Heritage Enthusiast Pillows

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

Children pointing at a Scotsman

Laddiebug.

William Wallace

Scotland the not so brave.

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'What clan do you belong to?'

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Scottish party

'Och lye the news'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Scot holding a heart.

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

Caber

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

Robert Burns

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

'Another Scotch?'

Loch Ness Monster

Scot country dancing,

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Scottish Love

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

Monarch of the Glenmorangie

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

Theatrical awards - "And the award for 'Best Support' goes to Jock Strap."

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"