Scottish History Enthusiast Pillows

'It's no big deal - Scotland is just out of compliance again.'

'Thank-you God.'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'What clan do you belong to?'

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Scottish party

'Och lye the news'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Caber

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

Scot holding a heart.

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

Where Scottish milk comes from.

'Another Scotch?'

Robert Burns

Scot country dancing,

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

Loch Ness Monster

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

Scottish Love

Lox Ness Monster

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

Monarch of the Glenmorangie

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Happy Valentine's Day!

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

Theatrical awards - "And the award for 'Best Support' goes to Jock Strap."

'Excuse me, what do you wear under your kilt?' - 'Shoes and socks.'