Scottish History Enthusiast Gifts

'It's no big deal - Scotland is just out of compliance again.'

'Thank-you God.'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'What clan do you belong to?'

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Scottish party

'Och lye the news'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

Caber

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

Scot holding a heart.

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

Loch Ness Monster

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

Scot country dancing,

Robert Burns

'Another Scotch?'

William Wallace and Gromit

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Lox Ness Monster

Scottish Love

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

Monarch of the Glenmorangie

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Theatrical awards - "And the award for 'Best Support' goes to Jock Strap."

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

'Excuse me, what do you wear under your kilt?' - 'Shoes and socks.'