Scottish Heritage Fan Gifts

Billy Connelly.

'Look, McTavish - The rest of us wear SAFFRON robes!'

Loch Ness Monster

'Thank-you God.'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'What clan do you belong to?'

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Scottish party

'Och lye the news'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

Caber

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

Scot holding a heart.

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

Scot country dancing,

'Another Scotch?'

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

Welcome to Scotland...

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Robert Burns

William Wallace and Gromit

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

Scottish Love

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

Monarch of the Glenmorangie

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major