Scottish History Buff Pillows

Scottish Independence referendum

Alex Salmond

'Thank-you God.'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'What clan do you belong to?'

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Scottish party

'Och lye the news'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

Caber

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

Scot holding a heart.

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Robert Burns

'Another Scotch?'

Loch Ness Monster

Scot country dancing,

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Lox Ness Monster

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

Scottish Love

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

Monarch of the Glenmorangie

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Happy Valentine's Day!

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

'Excuse me, what do you wear under your kilt?' - 'Shoes and socks.'