Scottish History Buff Pillows

Scottish Independence referendum

Alex Salmond

'Thank-you God.'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'What clan do you belong to?'

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Scottish party

'Och lye the news'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Caber

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

Scot holding a heart.

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

Scot country dancing,

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Loch Ness Monster

'Another Scotch?'

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

Robert Burns

William Wallace and Gromit

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

Lox Ness Monster

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

Scottish Love

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

Monarch of the Glenmorangie

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

'Excuse me, what do you wear under your kilt?' - 'Shoes and socks.'

Happy Valentine's Day!