Scottish Heritage Lover Pillows

"So how come you call it a kilt?"

"What I like about Jock is that he can play the bagpipes, but doesn't!"

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

"Moving in today? I'm so glad to see the back of the tap-dancing-on-ceiling little lads. Oh, er..."

"It's not the tossing, it's the catching of the caber that separates the men from the boys."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'What clan do you belong to?'

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Scottish party

'Och lye the news'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Caber

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

Scot holding a heart.

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

Latest Aye Phone

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

'Another Scotch?'

Scot country dancing,

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Robert Burns

Loch Ness Monster

Desert Island Bagpipes

Scottish Love

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

Monarch of the Glenmorangie

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

Theatrical awards - "And the award for 'Best Support' goes to Jock Strap."