Scottish Heritage Lover Prints

"So how come you call it a kilt?"

"What I like about Jock is that he can play the bagpipes, but doesn't!"

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

"Moving in today? I'm so glad to see the back of the tap-dancing-on-ceiling little lads. Oh, er..."

"It's not the tossing, it's the catching of the caber that separates the men from the boys."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'What clan do you belong to?'

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Scottish party

'Och lye the news'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Scot holding a heart.

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

Latest Aye Phone

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

Caber

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Robert Burns

'Another Scotch?'

Scot country dancing,

Loch Ness Monster

Desert Island Bagpipes

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

Scottish Love

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

Monarch of the Glenmorangie

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Theatrical awards - "And the award for 'Best Support' goes to Jock Strap."

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'