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'I'm Angus MacGregor. Is this where I join?'

'Don't be silly -- how can a PARROT be part Scottish?'

Stone of Destiny theft plan, not entirely thought through

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Jock's Pets

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Thank-you God.'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'What clan do you belong to?'

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Scottish party

'Och lye the news'

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

Caber

Scot holding a heart.

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

Scot country dancing,

Loch Ness Monster

Robert Burns

'Another Scotch?'

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

William Wallace and Gromit

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Lox Ness Monster

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

Scottish Love