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'I'm Angus MacGregor. Is this where I join?'

'Don't be silly -- how can a PARROT be part Scottish?'

Stone of Destiny theft plan, not entirely thought through

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Jock's Pets

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Thank-you God.'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'What clan do you belong to?'

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Scottish party

'Och lye the news'

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Caber

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

Scot holding a heart.

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Scot country dancing,

'Another Scotch?'

Robert Burns

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

Loch Ness Monster

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

Scottish Love

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

Lox Ness Monster

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

Monarch of the Glenmorangie