Scottish Heritage Appreciator Pillows

"Since I heard there was a monster I can't sleep at night!"

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Hadrian's Wall

Scottish party

'Och lye the news'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Highland Piper.

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

Scot holding a heart.

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

Robert Burns

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Scot country dancing,

Baby car seat for a Native American.

'Another Scotch?'

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

Loch Ness Monster

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

Scottish Love

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

Monarch of the Glenmorangie

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

Theatrical awards - "And the award for 'Best Support' goes to Jock Strap."

William Wallace.

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

'What exactly is 'Haggis'?'

William Wallace over-applies the talcum powder before battle.