Heritage Appreciator Pillows

Trilby - 'Ah, poor Mamma! she was ever so much prettier than that!'

"Students, for Hispanic heritage month, I've ordered tasty pork tamales for everyone!"

Baby car seat for a Native American.

Welsh dresser.

Scottish Wedding.

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

Demon family vacations - Kid covering other's horns.

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Mt. Tushmore

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

Welsh Lady

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

"Careful now. It's fragile."

"Since I heard there was a monster I can't sleep at night!"

The Wellington Statue.

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

'So what do you do?'

Greece

"I'm sorry son, but one day all this will be yours."

Archaeologists discover 'Stonehinge'.