Heritage Appreciator Prints

Trilby - 'Ah, poor Mamma! she was ever so much prettier than that!'

"Students, for Hispanic heritage month, I've ordered tasty pork tamales for everyone!"

Baby car seat for a Native American.

Welsh dresser.

"At the 2008 Olympics, Henry Cejudo became the youngest American to win a wrestling gold medal. His mother taught him that desire can trump despair. And then she taught him how to escape her chicken-wing armlock."

Scottish Wedding.

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

Signing the declaration of independence.

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

Demon family vacations - Kid covering other's horns.

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"This house has been in my family for a considerable period of time."

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side befcause she was green, and an 'O'Houligan'..."

Mt. Tushmore

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

Welsh Lady

"I knew you was mad when you tried to sell me to them "American Pickers" fellers."

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

"Careful now. It's fragile."

"Since I heard there was a monster I can't sleep at night!"

Linda Carter played Wonder Woman on the odl TV show. Her dad was Irish-American and her mom was Mexican-American. Before that, she was Miss World USA. Before that, she was forced by her abuelita to eat beauty and muscle foods like rice and beans."

The Wellington Statue.

Painting the Sistine Chapel. 1508. 1509. 1510. 1511. 1512. It looks great, Michelangelo, but there's one thing I don't understand. Why didn't you just paint it in the regular way and then mount it on the ceiling?