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Early Bagpipes Prototype.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Scottish party

'Och lye the news'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Scientist seen on loch.

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

Scot holding a heart.

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

Robert Burns

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

Loch Ness Monster

'Another Scotch?'

Scot country dancing,

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

Lox Ness Monster

Scottish Love

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

Monarch of the Glenmorangie

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

Theatrical awards - "And the award for 'Best Support' goes to Jock Strap."

'Yes - but I also remember the Act of Union, when Scotland joined with England and had its fortunes transformed...'

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'