Lovers Of Irish Folklore Pillows

"That's odd. I thought there was supposed to be a crock of gold at the end of a rainbow? This is a kettle of fish."

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

James Joyce

'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

"I want to thank all the little people."

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

Snakes Return To Ireland

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

'Sorry. lad, but me pot o' gold is at the other end of the rainbow!'

'Okay... if you're a leprechaun then let's see you Riverdance.'

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

"So that's Ireland."

"If leprechauns are so damn lucky, why are we living in the woods under toadstools?"

Saint Patrick sending snakes out of Ireland.

'All that smoking has stunted your growth.'

"Who are you calling abominable...?"

Leprechaun finds EU bail out at the end of a rainbow.

'Banished? Well this is the first I've heard!'

Begging Leprechaun, out of luck.

"Next round's on me, boyos!"

'Kiss me -- I'm an Irish frog!'

'Robert Johannes Van Helsing, we have reason to believe you are in wilful breach of the 1882 Transylvanian Endangered Species Act.'

'Me name's Murphy, I'm Oirish and no cracks about couch potato.'

Young Robin Hood at Scout Camp

'If you fella's are going to sit there nursing one pint all night, you'd better clear off!'

'I'd give you me pot o' gold but I forgot me PIN number!'

"The real treasure in life is being present."

"I'm part Irish on my mother's side."