Irish Folklore Admirer Pillows

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

James Joyce.

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'

"I want to thank all the little people."

About to take a triumphant departure from Ireland, Saint Patrick set his sights on world domination. That is, before his focus was diverted by a small harmless looking beverage.

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

Oliver Goldsmith.

'Sorry. lad, but me pot o' gold is at the other end of the rainbow!'

'Okay... if you're a leprechaun then let's see you Riverdance.'

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

'Look! They're little green men too.'

"When Irish eyes are smiling...sure...they steal your heart away."

Dick rode through the night, the job offer to become a Pension Investment Opportunities Advisor was just too good to miss.

"So that's Ireland."

Saint Patrick sending snakes out of Ireland.

Leprechaun finds EU bail out at the end of a rainbow.

"You should get that looked at, laddie."

Achilles often feared that his weakness would be discovered.

Another year older and you look as young as ever! Alcohol is a great preservative!

Garden Variety Irish

Irish Eyes began smiling on March 17, 461...the day St. Patrick discovered Irish cream.

'If you fella's are going to sit there nursing one pint all night, you'd better clear off!'

"Next round's on me, boyos!"

'Banished? Well this is the first I've heard!'

Begging Leprechaun, out of luck.

'Leprechaun Anger Management Support Group.'

"His DNA analysis results came back. Turns out he's not even Irish."

Daniel O'Connell

"No, O'Toole. Our use of the rainbow has nothing to do with our sexual orientation."

Some say this glass is half empty. Others say the glass is half full. . . If you're Irish you say. . . are you going to finish that?

"The real treasure in life is being present."