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"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

James Joyce.

'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'

"I want to thank all the little people."

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

About to take a triumphant departure from Ireland, Saint Patrick set his sights on world domination. That is, before his focus was diverted by a small harmless looking beverage.

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

Oliver Goldsmith.

'Sorry. lad, but me pot o' gold is at the other end of the rainbow!'

'Okay... if you're a leprechaun then let's see you Riverdance.'

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

'Look! They're little green men too.'

"So that's Ireland."

Dick rode through the night, the job offer to become a Pension Investment Opportunities Advisor was just too good to miss.

"You should get that looked at, laddie."

Saint Patrick sending snakes out of Ireland.

Leprechaun finds EU bail out at the end of a rainbow.

Achilles often feared that his weakness would be discovered.

Another year older and you look as young as ever! Alcohol is a great preservative!

"Next round's on me, boyos!"

Daniel O'Connell

'Banished? Well this is the first I've heard!'

Begging Leprechaun, out of luck.

'If you fella's are going to sit there nursing one pint all night, you'd better clear off!'

Some say this glass is half empty. Others say the glass is half full. . . If you're Irish you say. . . are you going to finish that?

"The real treasure in life is being present."

Leonard the Libertarian Leprechaun and his Pot of Bitcoins.