Irish Folklore Fan Prints

'Sorry. lad, but me pot o' gold is at the other end of the rainbow!'

'Okay... if you're a leprechaun then let's see you Riverdance.'

'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'

'OK... you can tell the Irish Prime Minister we've solved his debt crisis.'

"I want to thank all the little people."

"I think Lisa finally mastered the Irish Goodnye."

If St. Patrick had actually driven the snakes out of the Island of Ireland...

"Trick or drink!"

'If you fella's are going to sit there nursing one pint all night, you'd better clear off!'

'Well that solves that mystery. There IS a pot here, but it's not full of gold.'

Saint Patrick sending snakes out of Ireland.

"With a name like Barney Stone, I do real well with the ladies on Valentine's day."

"Lost it all in the real estate bubble."

"Well, it seems that St. Patrick didn't drive all the snakes out of Ireland."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Vlad the Inhaler

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Bigfoot"

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"